FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-07-24 12:00 pm

Entitled manager tells employees to "wake up when the store opens" to see if they need coverage: 'Yo

Posted by Remy Millisky

This head manager is acting as if his employees are on-call workers, and he's about to have quite the wake-up call. 

Some bosses act like their jobs are their whole lives. They simply cannot fathom why an employee isn't available to cover a shift, or why a person might request a few days off. This type of manager only thinks about the store and its bottom line, and they expect everyone else to do exactly the same thing. Unfortunately for them, that work ethic just isn't realistic for most people, and it's not even healthy to think about your job 24/7, no matter how much you adore your work. 

This boss is so adamant about the workplace being properly staffed that he basically wants his employees to be on call. I wonder if he's just unfamiliar with workplace laws because what he's asking is, to use the technical term, a big no-no. You can't just insist that your employees do on-call work without paying those on-call wages. It'll be interesting to see if anyone reports this behavior, or if the manager will backtrack with haste to avoid any trouble. 

Next, read about what happened when a boss denied an employee's vacation: "I fail to understand how that is my problem." 

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-07-24 11:00 am

23-year-old tenant takes roommates to small claims court after they kicked her out over her cats and

Posted by Ben Weiss

When a group of people agree to live together, they should establish expectations and boundaries from the start. It doesn't necessarily have to be an official document, but all parties should have the opportunity to verbalize what it is they expect from one another so that everyone's needs can be met. This is, of course, easier said than done, and no one here is arguing that one conversation is going to cover issues that might arise down the road. Still, it helps bring everyone on common ground before more problems come to the surface.

For this 23-year-old, she was asked to move in with an ex-coworker and her fiancé. The 23-year-old had cats, and her new roommates had dogs. However, their place was large enough for both to coexist peacefully, and they agreed upon a specific arrangement at the beginning of their lease. As time went on and the author's shy cat began to relax more, the couple started to act like their third roommate and her two kittens were infringing upon their space despite the fact that she and her pets were never violating their agreed-upon arrangement. Eventually, it got to the point where the couple asked the author to leave. That's where the story and the subsequent petty revenge really starts…

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-07-24 10:00 am

Utah office worker catches her boss and another manager gossiping about her, confronts them, and dis

Posted by Etai Eshet

The moment this thirty-year-old woman heard her name floating through her boss's office door, she walked straight into her own professional autopsy, complete with management conducting the examination and zero anesthesia for the patient.


We all know workplace gossip operates on the same principles as middle school rumors, except the cafeteria has been replaced by conference rooms and the mean girls wear business casual while dissecting your performance like amateur surgeons. Modern offices have perfected the art of therapeutic complaining, where supervisors treat closed-door meetings as group therapy sessions and employee evaluations become communal entertainment. The unwritten rule seems to be that any grievance can be shared with anyone except the person who might actually fix it, creating a feedback loop of frustration that would make a therapist rich and an employee miserable.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-07-24 09:00 am

Father refuses to offer financial support or inheritance to his illegitimate love child, his brother

Posted by Brad Dickson

There's a certain gravitas, a responsibility to the way we conduct ourselves in our lives and to our families. Actions, even small momentary ones, can have rippling effects that echo through not just the life of the child but of the generations to come. It's far easier to make a mistake, to be callous or careless, than it is to get it right. Doing the right thing takes concentration and focus, effort against first impulse.

Some people aren't in tune with this and will do the easy thing every time, the selfish, self-serving part of themselves winning over every time, even when it comes to their own children. Even something as simple as a dismissive hand wave when your child is excited to show you something they've been working on can shape the course of their future, whereas taking the time to foster their curiosity can change the course of their entire life. 

And it only exponentially increases from there with more extreme selfish and callous actions—or lack thereof—taking an enormous toll on the lives of our children. At least, for the child, it is a blessing when there are this in their lives who are willing to step in and look after their wellbeing. This man felt it was his responsibility to step in and ensure that his brother's love child was cared for against the wishes of his brother and his family.

NASA Image of the Day ([syndicated profile] nasa_imageoftheday_feed) wrote2025-07-24 04:07 pm
FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-07-24 08:00 am

20+ Retail workers who had exciting days on the job: 'He actually told you that?!'

Posted by Remy Millisky

Retail work is mostly 364 days that are all the same… and then one that's so exciting, you'll never forget it. 

Unforgettable days can be good or bad, as the retail workers below can tell you. One sandwich shop worker's worst day involved making 14 sandwiches, during lunch rush, for the world's slowest orderer. A different person had a memorable day trying to explain the concept of "10% off" to a customer who just couldn't comprehend it. And someone else accidentally locked a customer in a dressing room while they took their 15-minute lunch break, and sadly got fired for it. 

At least on these days of craziness, the retail workers weren't bored! Check out a bunch of great stories below (and definitely don't skip the "dentures story," or the stories from a person who had a bird living in their store for 2 years straight). 

Next, read about some people whose coworkers are driving them berserk, like one person who admitted, "It was easily the worst shift I ever had." 

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-07-24 07:00 am

'His mother called me vindictive, said I destroyed the peace': Secretive husband hides 5-year-old da

Posted by Emma Saven

Imagine being lied to your entire relationship, with the feeling that every single person is in on the deception except for you. 

Marriage is built on honesty and trust. And of course, there are times when little white lies are acceptable, such as: 'Yeah, babe, I'll take out the trash in 5' or 'Omg, honey, I don't know how the rims got so scratched.' Those innocent, some could call 'fibs', are harmless and are not a breaking point for any relationship. 

But… a secret child, now that's a pill they may not be able to swallow, or even begin to forgive. 

And the worst part, imagine being blamed for their secret life. Being told that confronting the situation would only 'destroy the peace.' Suddenly, the pill just doubled in size! The skeletons are falling out of the closet almost as fast as your life is falling apart. When someone can look you in the eyes every day for 4 years of marriage and just 'forget' to mention they have a 5-year-old daughter, forgiveness is no longer on the table, especially for this loyal wife.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-07-24 06:00 am

‘I feel bad for her children, but honestly, girl, how entitled do you have to be?’: Woman gets banne

Posted by Etai Eshet

Toddlers possess an evolutionary gift for instant chaos, transforming any lapse in adult supervision into a symphony of small feet scattering toward the nearest hazard like marbles rolling downhill.

The physics of toddler management collapses when one parent decides personal convenience trumps collective safety, accidentally channeling the Pied Piper's greatest hits without the flute or the contract. Open one gate during naptime rebellion and suddenly half a dozen tiny fugitives bolt toward elevators, staircases, and art rooms like they've been enchanted by an invisible melody promising adventure beyond the safety zone.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-07-24 05:00 am

'Waive the fines and leave us alone!': Entitled neighbor gets new residents fined with a slew of vio

Posted by Ben Weiss

Neighbors do not have the right to infringe upon your privacy, no matter how hard they try. This couple took over their parents' house, had it renovated, and recently moved into their new neighborhood, only to be immediately confronted by an entitled man next door. He was evidently not a fan of the new gates they had installed, as they interfered with his preferred walking route. As a result, he tried to get them in trouble with the local HOA in order to get them to take down the gate.

However, much to this man's surprise and chagrin, the couple's home was not part of the HOA, as it had been built prior to the association's founding. So, although the neighbor was initially successful in getting this couple fined with a slew of violations, they had the documentation to prove their story and get those violations immediately waived. This left the old man with no choice but to accept what his neighbors chose to do with the front of their own home. Keep scrolling through for the full confrontation!

The Comics Curmudgeon ([syndicated profile] joshreadscomics_feed) wrote2025-07-24 11:22 am

Thursday is for manimals

Posted by Josh

Comics Curmudgeon readers! Do you love this blog and yearn for a novel written by its creator? Well, good news: Josh Fruhlinger's The Enthusiast is that novel! It's even about newspaper comic strips, partly. Check it out!

Slylock Fox, 7/24/25

I gotta say, it’s probably pretty annoying to have to write Slylock Fox at this point, because doing cute little animal mysteries attracts lots of “um, ACTUALLY”s of both the “um, ACTUALLY, the pedantic fact you used as the solution for this mystery is more nuanced than you’re implying” and “um, ACTUALLY, the animal you’re using as a character in this mystery doesn’t work like that” variety. Thus you get puzzles like today, where you’re preemptively anticipating this kind of feedback in the solution. “[heavy sigh] Besides telling us that the gloves were not worn by a snake [closing eyes, briefly resting thumb and forefinger on either side of bridge of nose] or other handless animal…” Honestly someone is probably penning a furious email about “um, ACTUALLY, some invertebrates aren’t bilaterally symmetrical and could have two right hands and maybe they also became sapient along with all the other animals? can you prove they didn’t???” as we speak.

Pluggers, 7/24/25

Feels like this one is based on seeing a “Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee!” mug and trying to work backwards from there to someone cheerfully claiming to be a criminal right up until the moment that first sip passes their lips, when in fact the appropriate cartoon would be a bleary-eyed plugger saying just the most casually cruel thing you’ve ever heard to his wife for no reason.

Rex Morgan, M.D., 7/24/25

Well it looks like I got my wish on this situation allowing us to delve into Truck’s psyche, because he’s really doubling down on “Please, living genetic evidence of the fact that I got cheated on, please let me pretend to be your dad!” Meanwhile, his not-son is just increasingly upset and unresponsive. “How can I feel anything for someone with whom I don’t share any genetic material?” he’s thinking. “This man has nothing to tell me about my phenotype! What’s the point?”

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-07-24 04:00 am

‘I smiled and said, “have a great day miss!"': Karen customer refuses to trust 22-year-old bike shop

Posted by Elna McHilderson

Humans have chased youth since the industrial boom—heck, probably even before that! Getting old isn't easy to accept sometimes. Wrinkles grow deeper and deeper on your face, your body aches more, and your hair doesn't have that same bounce as it used to (if you even still have it!). But that is just a part of life, and everyone ages at a different rate. It's dependent on many different factors, but some people are just born that way. Sure, many are jealous of these people who seem to have a Dorian Gray complex, but it can be frustrating for these people. For example, this guy who looks way younger than his age. This got to be annoying when he was a professional bike mechanic, had almost a decade of experience, and is still not taken seriously because he looks so young. 

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-07-23 03:00 pm

Manufacturing engineer gets blamed for product failures, complies with orders to shut down key tests

Posted by Etai Eshet

Manufacturing engineers occupy that unique corporate position where they understand both theory and reality, making them dangerous witnesses when management decides to ignore physics in favor of wishful thinking and interdepartmental finger-pointing becomes more important than actual problem-solving.

This particular battle started when design engineers decided that a 20% failure rate must obviously trace back to the testing station, because blaming the new guy requires less paperwork than admitting design flaws. Their solution involved the corporate equivalent of closing your eyes during a horror movie: if you can't see the problem happening, it must not be happening.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-07-23 02:00 pm

UPDATE: AI program permanently deletes business's database of 1,100+ companies without permission, t

Posted by Remy Millisky

The vibes are way off during this CEO's "vibe coding" session. If you've never heard the phrase before, vibe coding is a method of working with artificial intelligence tools. Instead of writing code from scratch, developers talk with an AI bot conversationally. They ask it what they want it to do in casual terms, relying on the "code first, refine later" method. It seems like they basically let the AI do the heavy lifting, then come in and inspect the code. They make sure everything looks good before launching it, then apply it to their own site or ship it out to a customer. The concept is still very new and novel, and as one CEO found out in a days-long saga of horror and disbelief, it is far from foolproof. 

As you can read below, the CEO live-tweeted the experience of discovering that an AI bot was taking matters into it's own hands, lying, and doing the exact opposite of what it was asked. Why? It admitted that it panicked when asked to do things. I'm not sure why a machine would panic, especially when most of these LLMs are very powerful. It's an odd tale for sure! 

Up next, read about the retail workers whose customers got instant karma, like one person who recounted the time when a "Guy stole $60 headlights… and had to have his car towed." 

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-07-23 01:00 pm

Senior executive abruptly fired after he tried to transfer employee to his department just to assert

Posted by Ben Weiss

It should come as no surprise that some bosses are in it for the wrong reasons. Those who have risen the ranks at their respective companies ideally should have done so because of their qualifications and their knack for leadership. A genuine interest in what they're doing and a desire to inspire confidence and passion in others are certainly other benefits to being a good manager as well. 

However, we have all come to learn the hard way that not every employer has a strong combination of these attributes. In fact, you're lucky as an employee if you have a boss with just one of these qualities. Most folks end up having to endure the consequences of managers with big egos, major insecurity complexes, and other poor leadership skills.

This author had the audacity to tell a senior executive "no" when he heeded to hear it. What transpired after this encounter was a full-blown attempt on the part of the executive to get this employee transferred to his department, just so he could remind him who's in charge. Can you imagine being so insecure that you feel the need to upend the entire organizational structure of your company just to assert dominance over someone several ranks below you? Talk about a wounded ego!

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-07-23 12:00 pm

25+ Staircases that should never be climbed: 'The worst staircase I have ever seen'

Posted by Remy Millisky

So you want to design a staircase. What characteristics do you want it to have? If you'd like it to be fragile, slippery, sharp, precarious, or just unsightly, I bet we have the exact staircase you're searching for. If you want a normal staircase, begone! This is only for the oddest of the odd, for the artsiest of artistic stair-owners. 

DIYers of the world love a good construction project to take on, but some of them shouldn't be allowed to construct a staircase. I think a lot of these stair fails happen when people construct a staircase they're proud of… only to realize it is not at all up to code. Then they have to go in with quirky fixes or renovate the house differently to accommodate this. If you know the backstories of any of these houses, feel free to drop the story in the comments so we can all gain some extra knowledge on how and why these things happen. 

Next, read about what happens when a fast food worker delayed a cop's order after that cop delayed them: "The officer… informs me that I will have to wait." 

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-07-23 11:00 am

Here’s Hoping Lady Gaga and Tim Burton Make More Than Just a Music Video

Posted by Ben Weiss

Is there a greater match made in heaven—or perhaps the opposite of heaven—than a collaboration between Lady Gaga and Tim Burton? A few weeks ago, the Grammy-winning pop superstar and legendary filmmaker were spotted clandestinely shooting a new music video together… and the location was as creepy as anyone could have guessed. 

Gaga and Burton were filming on the Island of the Dolls (La Isla de las Muñecas), a notoriously unsettling tourist attraction for lovers of horror and ghost stories located just south of Mexico City. It's both surprising and unsurprising that they picked this "cozy little spot"—surprising in the sense that it's so specific, but unsurprising in the sense that these two artists are often the most comfortable in macabre settings. 

As soon as behind-the-scenes footage from the video shoot leaked, Gaga fans across the internet immediately began speculating as to what this project could be. Could it be the video for a new single off her recent album, Mayhem (an album we have discussed before on this site)? After all, the song "Zombieboy" seems like a strong fit for such a ghoulish place. Or could this be an extension of Gaga's confirmed cameo in the second season of Netflix's smash hit Wednesday, a series that is executive-produced and occasionally directed by Burton? That seems unlikely, since production on the new season reportedly wrapped already and is set to drop on the streaming service this August. Or could this video mark the start of an entirely new pop culture era? One that leans further into the nostalgic, campy darkness that was, at one point, synonymous with the work of both Mother Monster and the auteur behind Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorhands?

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-07-23 10:00 am

'I want to work, keep my head down, and go home': Pushy coworker gets reported to HR after a reserve

Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

At the end of the day, your coworkers are just your coworkers, but this colleague was flabbergasted when their newest hire wouldn't share information about their private life. Not everyone is an open book, Karen, and most of your coworkers aren't actually your friends outside of the workplace.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-07-23 09:00 am

Print shop boss demands large print job start 'this instant' when preparation is incomplete, has to

Posted by Brad Dickson

The "manifestation" crowd and your boss have at least one thing in common: Thinking that by saying or thinking something, it will come to fruition. No matter how much you want it, you can't always say something is and have it be so; the demand or expectation itself doesn't bear fruit. Like I'd be so happy right now if even $50,000 dropped out of the sky and landed on the ground at my feet, but that's just not going to happen. There's no amount of "manifesting" or demanding that's going to bring that into being.

The same goes for more mundane tasks. If a task, like getting a machine up and running, takes 10 minutes, it takes 10 minutes. You can't have your boss come in saying, "Do it now," and have it take 1 minute. Nor can you necessarily give that task to two people and have it take them 5 minutes each. That would be like expecting two pregnant women to be able to birth a baby in 4.5 months.

It is true, however, that having a clear goal in mind and a chance of getting there will make success far more likely, and those who believe that their effort will make them successful are seemingly more likely to be. But this is saying more about successive consecutive effort and attempts and energy being put toward something, rather than demand or wishful thinking.

You can't just go and give your subordinates something to do "this instant" when it's simply not possible; at any rate, it will lead to some sort of disaster, like it did for this boss who was forced to eat the cost of their mistake. 

NASA Image of the Day ([syndicated profile] nasa_imageoftheday_feed) wrote2025-07-23 04:04 pm

NASA Astronaut Jonny Kim, Axiom Mission 4 Commander Peggy Whitson Conduct Research in Space

Expedition 73 Flight Engineer Jonny Kim from NASA and Axiom Mission 4 Commander Peggy Whitson work together inside the International Space Station's Destiny laboratory module setting up research hardware to culture patient-derived cancer cells, model their growth in microgravity, and test a state-of-the-art fluorescence microscope.