FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-08-21 04:00 pm

'He called me back in about 3 minutes': Mechanic goes $300 over agreed repair budget and threatens t

Posted by Isabella Penn

Car troubles are one of those headaches that always seem to strike when life is already busy, stressful, or when your bank account is looking extra sad. It's never like, "Oh, I've got some free time and extra cash lying around, guess I'll deal with a blown transmission today." Nope, it's always when you're late for work, halfway to vacation, or minding your business when disaster strikes.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-08-21 03:00 pm

‘We can't enjoy our property’: Elderly neighbor and son begin harassing new homeowners ‘within five

Posted by Lana DeGaetano

Even toward the end of the summer, neighbors know just how to end the busy outdoor season with a bang. Since last December, the neighbor featured in this story has made a new homeowner's life a living nightmare as they try to settle into the neighborhood and feel at peace with their new living space. Some neighbors might bake the new homeowners who just moved in a decadent apple pie, or possibly cut them stems from their rose bush in the front yard, but these neighbors prefer to surveil 24/7 and blame the homeowners for simply existing.

The truth of the matter? You cannot appease people like this. Even if you walk on eggshells for the rest of your time living in the neighborhood—which you should not have to do—they will find a way to accuse you of their washing machine breaking down or when their dog gets excited seeing a stranger. You are their object of degradation, and because of that, you will never get a positive reaction from them. No reaction is pegged as a negative reaction, but any reaction is also a negative reaction. You see what I mean? It's a losing game—so the only way out is to document, document, document.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-08-21 02:00 pm

‘"I hope you have another job lined up!"’: Entitled customer demands hotel employee give him multipl

Posted by Lana DeGaetano

When customers don't get what they want, they will go to great lengths to achieve their ultimate goal: Satisfy their wantonness for their own self-benefit. The entitled customer showcased in this next tale goes through the five stages of grief in less than a minute, shouting obscenities at the innocent hotel employee because they won't offer them discounted rates that—surprise, surprise—don't apply to them.

You'd think that this is one of the most non-fool-proof ways to get a discount, but not everyone has the right idea when they're trying to scam and save themselves some cash.

The hotel employee does everything right and stays completely calm, albeit when the customer clearly deserves to be told something that'll stick with them for a while, and the initial argument is put to rest. Even when the hotel customer decides to stay, he makes every complaint under the sun with a likely intent to get the money back that he couldn't scam out of the establishment prior. What do you think? Would you be able to keep your calm if you were in the hotel employee's shoes? I'm not so sure I'd have the self-restraint… But you decide for yourselves. Scroll below to read the full, ridiculous story.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-08-21 01:00 pm

‘Freakier Friday’ Proves that ‘Happy Gilmore 2’ Should Have Been in Theaters

Posted by Ben Weiss

On the surface, Happy Gilmore 2 is a certifiable hit. The long-awaited sequel, which stars Adam Sandler as the titular ex-golfer who comes out of retirement to pay for his daughter's ballet school, was released exclusively on Netflix on July 25th. The following week, the streaming platform reported that the "nostalgia-bait" sequel earned the biggest opening weekend numbers for a Netflix film.

That sounds impressive until you contextualize its success against its budget and release strategy. A recent report revealed that the budget for Happy Gilmore 2 was allegedly greater than $150 million, a significantly higher number than the previously reported $30 million figure. You would think they were making a superhero movie with this kind of budget! That's about $50 million more than the budget of Ryan Coogler's vampire epic Sinners, which included large set pieces, period costumes, and special effects. To put it plainly, there is no legitimate reason why a direct-to-streaming sequel for the small screen needed to be budgeted higher than a film like Sinners.

The original Happy Gilmore was budgeted at $12 million and grossed over $40 million worldwide at the box office, a significant profit for a studio comedy. Of course, there was no way for its sequel to earn money at the box office, given that it was a streaming release, which begs the question: Could that $150 million budget be a more justifiable figure if Happy Gilmore 2 were given the full theatrical treatment? After all, it took just three days for another recent nostalgia-bait sequel, Freakier Friday, to earn back its budget because of its theatrical release.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-08-21 12:00 pm

Business employees get petty revenge on 6 phone reps who won't stop calling them: 'I explained that

Posted by Remy Millisky

If you've ever wanted to get back at those callers who just won't leave you alone, this is the story for you. 

In general, I think it's never been easier to ignore spam-callers. These telemarketers are immediately flagged by my iPhone as such, which is good, because they have tons of tricks up their sleeves to try and get people to answer their phones. For example, some of them will figure out your home area code and send call after call your way, all looking like that could be someone random you know from your hometown. They'll leave messages that sound plausible, or they'll send you text messages that say, "So are you interested…" leaving you to respond and ask what they mean. They'll never, ever, ever give up! 

However, if you're using a landline phone, these calls can be not only persistent, but a constant source of irritation. And before you say, "Who uses a landline phone anymore?" let me answer your question: a lot of people, but specifically folks in offices who have desk phones. So if you work a white-collar job and you're expecting a call from a client to the office phone, you have to keep picking up for any random number, and that person might just be trying to sell you something. These sales folks can be relentless! 

This person got incredibly creative when dealing with a company who would not stop calling. And just in case you didn't believe their story, they included an incredible photo, so keep scrolling to have a laugh at that. 

Next, read about the employee who quit their toxic job on the spot after reading what their boss wrote to them: 'Have a good life.' 

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-08-21 11:00 am

Two coworkers quit after being denied $100 raises, their replacement "Reggie" steals $300,000 from t

Posted by Ben Weiss

Far too many managers underestimate the consequences of denying well-deserved raises to their hard-working employees. What might seem like an unrealistic amount of money that isn't worth it in the short term might actually save the company money in the long term. That certainly proved to be true at this particular company. After two coworkers who tripled their clientele were both denied raises, they left high and dry. To make matters worse, the replacement, Reggie, ended up being more than incompetent. He turned out to be a complete scammer, successfully stealing over $300k from the company's clients. 

One can just imagine what those coworkers' manager was thinking after uncovering Reggie's scheme. What could have been just $2,400 spent on validating the superb efforts of the company's top employees ended up being 125 times that amount. Of course, no one could have predicted that Reggie was going to do what he did, but the two coworkers certainly felt vindicated when they learned just how much money the company was forced to shell out to pay back its clients. 

Thankfully, these coworkers were able to find better jobs elsewhere as soon as their raise requests were denied outright. Not everyone has that luxury of being able to "up and leave" the minute they're disrespected in the workplace. Still, we can try and live vicariously through these guys, as they rare experience of seeing karma rear its ugly head on their former manager. Keep scrolling below for the full story and for the best reactions from members of this online community!

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-08-21 10:00 am

Escape room employee stuck with a condescending coworker who makes shifts miserable and undercuts he

Posted by Etai Eshet

An escape room is supposed to be immersive fun for paying customers, not unpaid exposure therapy through an unescapable maze for employees. Yet here we are with a guy who treats a tiny workplace like his personal haunted house, lurking behind colleagues, flipping bathroom lights, and policing other people's methods like he invented locks and keys. This is not quirky. This is hostile. It wrecks focus, it undercuts introductions, and it drags the vibe from playful to unsafe in seconds. The customers feel it. The team feels it. Even management and ownership allegedly dislike him, which in small businesses usually means there is already a file, even if no one has said so out loud.  

This is not complicated. Document. Dates, times, witnesses, impact on guests, impact on operations. Keep it factual, short, and free of adjectives. You already set a boundary. He retaliated with gossip and undermining. Add that to the notes. Include the bathroom light stunt and the jump scares during resets because those cross safety lines, not just etiquette. Note the political soapboxing after disengagement signals because that is a workplace disruption, not a debate club.  

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-08-21 09:00 am

Homeowner discovers their Airbnb host neighbor is advertising their private patio for guests' use, w

Posted by Brad Dickson

Having insensitive and inconsiderate neighbors is always a drag. But inconsiderate neighbors who don't even have to deal with the reality of their own disruption because they're essentially leasing their property as a hotel are on a whole other level. There's some real kind of torture associated with living next to what is basically a hotel in a residential apartment building. Witnessing a constant stream of people who are there to live it up for a couple of nights and have little to no regard for those around them. You know these types from when you've stayed in hotels yourselves: Loud, intoxicated conversations in the hallways after 2 AM, slamming doors, music blasting from their rooms. A couple of nights is tolerable, but when hundreds of people are doing this for one or two nights a year, it becomes a drain for everyone living close to them. 

There's a reason why there are zoning restrictions for hotels, and it's mysterious why this same logic was never applied to homes that are being permanently rented through short-term homestay apps. Leaving the neighbors of those places living in a perpetual disruptive agony. Many people who live in destination areas have come to deride those places, their owners, and their occupants for this exact reason.

This apartment-dwelling homeowner, who purchased their apartment before their hometown became a popular destination area, found that the apartments around them were being bought up by those who were seeking to take advantage of the rising real estate and need for temporary accommodation by advertising the apartments on popular leasing applications. They soon found that there were frequent times when these guests would come to loiter and hang out on their private patio, which belonged to their apartment. After some investigating, they found that the owner of these apartments had been advertising their property for guests' use, which explained the repeated occurrence and the confused looks they got from guests. They shared this story, unsure of what they should be doing next to tackle this problem with their neighbor.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-08-21 08:00 am

'You're selling an entire boba shop?': 25+ Bizarre items that people actually tried to sell on FB Ma

Posted by Remy Millisky

What's the best thing you've ever found on FB Marketplace?

More and more, people in my social circles have been finding their best and cheapest clothing and furniture online. Some have explored buy nothing groups, while others have uncovered super cheap furniture on FB Marketplace. Oftentimes, the sellers are people who are moving and need to get rid of their stuff ASAP, so who better to sell it to than people right in their own community? 

I know people who have found dressers or couches for like $50. With a steal like that, you will have to go pick that up yourself. Since my latest thrift shop trip was a bust, I too have been searching online for furniture on FB Marketplace. Specifically, I need a kitchen table and chairs, and I just know the perfect set is out there. I'm manifesting a $50 or under kitchen table… dreams can come true! 

However, there's a lot of wacky and straight-up unhinged listings on the ole Marketplace as well. Some people list their strange vehicles, others post their quirky artwork, and some will just sell the literal trash on the sidewalk, begging for $5 until someone sends it their way. I'm a huge fan of the person who's selling a bike that's underwater (or to be specific, they're selling the location, and the buyer can put on their swimsuit and go fetch the bike themselves. Very funny thing to sell). 

Next, read about the employee who quit their toxic job on the spot after their entitled boss texted them that they're "not appreciating your attitude": 'Have a good life.'

NASA Image of the Day ([syndicated profile] nasa_imageoftheday_feed) wrote2025-08-21 03:41 pm

Cities by the Bay

California's San Francisco Bay Area surrounded by the cities of San Francisco, Oakland, and San Jose, and their suburbs, is pictured from the International Space Station as it orbited 260 miles above the Golden State on Aug. 3, 2025.
Dan Savage ([syndicated profile] savagelove_feed) wrote2025-08-21 04:25 pm

STRUGGLE SESSION: Savage Love Live Today at Noon Pacific!

Posted by Dan Savage

No Struggle Session today — Savage Love Live at noon PST instead (check your email inbox for the link, Magnum Subs!) — but I wanted to quickly share this email from Philip… Just when I thought I couldn’t love you more, Dan, you toss Nipples That Cast Shadows our way and I’m undone. I grew … Read More »

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FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-08-21 07:00 am

'I apologized to him for the scene': Entitled woman threatens to call the police on neighbors when t

Posted by Emma Saven

Sharing isn't always easy. We learn that lesson repeatedly throughout our lives. It's first discovered through our siblings, then 'dibsing' our first boyfriends. Then it's eyeing out another mother for our little boy's spot on the soccer team, and before you know it, we're fighting off an 85-year-old woman, named Barbra, for the last seat at the Bridge table…

And just like that, a lesson taught so excessively is never really learnt. This entitled neighbor is hear to prove that. After this loony woman saw her neighbor collecting groceries on their shared driveway, emphasis on the 'shared', she stormed out of her house and started yelling at both the woman and the driver for taking her driveway, and even threatened to call the police. I kinda wish she did, cause I have no doubt they would laugh in her face…Driveways are for driving, it's in the same, and if she doesn't know what the word 'shared' means, I highly recommend investing in an Oxford English dictionary…

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-08-21 06:00 am

Entire staff maliciously complies with the controlling manager's demands to follow exact contract ho

Posted by Emma Saven

Sometimes it feels as though people have won their job positions in a lucky packet…If you have a Michelin-star restaurant, you aren't going to have a chef who can't cook, so why do so many companies have managers who can't manage

This employee is left feeling frustrated and undermined by his new manager, so he does what any fed-up employee would do… engages in the art of office revenge. After constant disputes with his manager about the exact times he clocks in and out of the office, despite completing all his weekly hours, he decides to throw that inflexibility back at her, with some teammates at his side. So he and his fellow coworkers commit to clocking in and out and exactly 8 am and 4:30 pm on the dot, no exceptions, not even via specific requests. So when the office manager is in the middle of a later meeting and 4:30 pm strikes, all the office members get up and go home, before she even has a chance to ask questions..

Let's just say her position as manager lasted as long as an episode of The Office.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-08-21 05:00 am

Out-of-touch CEO takes new hire out to lunch and insists that employee's expertise could make him a

Posted by Ben Weiss

Most folks don't get the opportunity to have a one-on-one business lunch with their CEO, but be warned: that meeting might not necessarily go as planned. Sometimes, the people in charge can surprise you and turn out to be far better leaders and humans than you could have ever predicted. Other times, they turn out to be exactly what you feared. Perhaps they're even worse than you thought.

In theory, a CEO choosing to take an hour out of their busy schedule to meet with a new hire at the entry level is the kind of hands-on leadership most employees hope for in their workplace environments. A lunch like that could lead to strong first impressions and might even help employees get on their CEO's radar when it comes to promotional opportunities down the road. 

However, there are downsides to this kind of one-on-one interaction as well. What if your personalities do not mesh at all? What if the CEO's true intentions reveal themselves and they end up being not so great a person? In some ways, one could argue that learning the truth about your CEO from the get-go is actually a blessing in disguise. That kind of transparency, for better or for worse, could help clarify where you see yourself in terms of your future in this workplace. If that means that you don't see yourself at all, it might be worth it to start planning your exit sooner rather than later. Sure, it's unfortunate to have that kind of epiphany so early into a new position, but in some ways, it's better to learn the truth about the person in charge from the start than after years of investing your time and energy there.

Keep scrolling below to find out how this business lunch between the author and their CEO went south super quickly!

The Comics Curmudgeon ([syndicated profile] joshreadscomics_feed) wrote2025-08-21 11:27 am

Thursday updates

Posted by Josh

Comics Curmudgeon readers! Do you love this blog and yearn for a novel written by its creator? Well, good news: Josh Fruhlinger's The Enthusiast is that novel! It's even about newspaper comic strips, partly. Check it out!

Mary Worth, 8/21/25

Mary Worth Update: Olive rushed into the surf and saved her drowning classmate, is one way to describe what happened, although another and possibly more accurate way is to say that Olive forced the beach lifeguard to rescue not one but two children from the undertow. Anyway, this has gotten most of her erstwhile bullies to change their thinking on the whole Olive situation. But not Naomi! Naomi will never stop living her truth, which is that Olive is a big weirdo. And good for her. Probably Olive will finally lose her patience and use her psychic powers to violently explode Naomi’s skull, but I appreciate someone who stands by their convictions instead of changing their mind just because of a little bit of selfless life-saving.

Rex Morgan, 8/21/25

Rex Morgan Update: Cody tracked down his bio-half-sis, who informed him that her brother does not want to meet their father’s bastard spawn. But that hasn’t stopped Cody! There hasn’t been a lot of medical business in this strip lately, but I do wonder if Rex’s clinic is equipped to handle whatever kind of injury a guy could deal out with a leaf blower, if he’s surprised enough.

Six Chix, 8/21/25

Six Chix Update: Wouldn’t it be funny if eating way too much meat made you spasm uncontrollably? Ha ha! I’m pretty sure it doesn’t, though. The main thing it does is give you heart disease, eventually, though it might fuck your colon up real bad first.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-08-21 04:00 am

Boss discovers employee is quitting when she gets an email from a hiring manager asking for a refere

Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

When looking for a new job, the general recommendation is not to let anyone in your current workplace know that you are intending to leave. Otherwise, you can find yourself in a similar situation to that of the employee in the story below.

This employee was interviewing for other positions and didn't let anyone in their office know, especially their boss. That was until the company they were interviewing for asked to talk to their current boss as a reference. Most people would have told that company that they would rather not have their boss know they are quitting before they have a solid work replacement, but this employee agreed and gave the hiring manager their boss's email.

Before the employee could give their boss a heads-up about the reference request, the hiring manager had already contacted the boss, who was not happy to discover that her employee was quitting through a hiring manager for a different company. This led to quite a dispute, and we highly doubt the employee will get a glowing recommendation after everything that went down.

Scroll down to read the full story, and let us know which valuable lessons you learn for when you start looking for your next job.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-08-21 03:00 am

Woman ends friendship after years of unpaid loans to entitled friend, Sarah, who recently requested

Posted by Emma Saven

The thing that makes us different from ATMs is the fact that we do run out of money…So when someone in our circle is draining the life and money out of our pockets, we will eventually start to glitch, unable to provide the services demanded by those entitled friends around us.

This girl is hitting an all-time low after realizing that her years of friendship were one big illusion of dishonesty, whilst constantly being taken advantage of. She is being treated like a real-life ATM by her 'friend'. A friend who owes her tons of unpaid loans, has broken countless promises, and has currently requested a loan of $1500 for a 'medical emergency' that just happens to coincide with spring break…You'd have to have lost all senses not to see through this girl's manipulation. What makes it even worse is the fact that she is so used to her generous friend helping her out that she just expects it at this point…I think it's time to Google some leech remedies because this friendship is declining rapidly, with only one person depositing into it, and the other earning all the interest!

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-08-21 02:00 am

'HR keeps telling her to hang in there': After leadership change at small non-profit, employee faced

Posted by Emma Saven

As employees, we should know our rights, but there isn't always a Harvey Spector available to get us out of all our work-related dilemmas, and even if there were, we probably couldn't afford him. This employee is left in a vulnerable position after overhearing her boss and coworker discussing her possible termination…The worst part is, the grounds for her dismissal are based on inaccurate and dishonest fabrications! 

She is being accused of insubordination after already completing an unnecessary Performance Improvement Plan, and documenting her thorough completion of all of her "demanding" boss' requests…Perhaps the boss has a niece fresh out of college who is ready for her first big girl job, or just a plain and simple personal vendetta against this employee…or, maybe we are seriously missing a piece of the puzzle here, and this employee isn't as 'ambitious' as she's made out to be? 

Either way, how can one cease wrongful termination made by the main decision-makers?

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-08-21 01:00 am

Karen calls the cops on herself after getting caught keying another woman's Tesla, but the driver ha

Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

Karens think that they can get away with anything as long as they're pushy enough, and this woman, a vandal in denial, got caught red-handed keying another woman's car. Despite her best efforts to be covert in her act of vandalism, she dragged her key across the side of a Tesla with the driver sitting inside, which foiled her escape and sent her down a spiral of self-sabotage.

Things really got heated when she called the cops on herself, imagining they'd come to her aid when the driver of the Tesla called her out. On the contrary, the police were far more interested in the video footage of the Karen committing her crime. Looks like someone has no way out this time. 

Not even a heated screaming match could get you out of this one, Karen.