The Comics Curmudgeon ([syndicated profile] joshreadscomics_feed) wrote2025-10-24 11:24 am

Friday is for failure and indignity

Posted by Josh

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The Lockhorns, 10/24/25

Loretta has, presumably, been jogging for some time with her friend acquaintance who we are definitely never going to see again, and is only now passing by her husband, who has been sitting on that bench staring contemplatively into space for who knows how long. Because absolutely nothing the Lockhorns do is left to chance, especially when it comes to attempting to passive-aggressively destroy one another emotionally, we must assume that she carefully planned both her route and her conversational cadence so that this little bon mot would drop just as she was getting close enough for Leroy to hear it.

Mother Goose and Grimm, 10/24/25

I’m a normal person, so I do almost all my shopping either online or in a store, but some people do it over the phone, I guess? Maybe they’re all old and increasingly senile and the person on the other end has to say “Shopping…” every once in a while, just to remind them what they’re doing.

Pluggers, 10/24/25

Gah, pathetic, there’s no joke or wordplay or anything here, it’s literally just “Pluggers continue to engage in a traditional cultural/aesthetic practice, unlike most people, who have abandoned it or never knew about it in the first place.” They didn’t even put a plugger in the cartoon! I’d like to think they all refused to participate in such a half-assed non-gag.

Crankshaft, 10/24/25

I love how depressed this guy looks in the final panel. He doesn’t want to say this shit any more than you want to listen to it!

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-10-24 05:00 am

HOA cuts down tree on property of non-HOA resident, he fires back by decorating non-compliant tree w

Posted by Ben Weiss

This homeowner was technically not a part of the local HOA, and yet these entitled HOA board members thought they could enforce certain rules whenever it suited them.

The irony here is that when this author first moved into the neighborhood, he actually volunteered to join the HOA and pay the monthly fees so that his kids could have access to the community pool and playground. His request was denied outright. 

So how come he couldn't pay HOA fees if he wanted to (and he wanted to!) and yet the HOA could still find a way to tell this guy what to do? Someone make this make sense!

One day, the author discovered that a large branch from a tree outside his house had been mysteriously cut down. It turns out that this branch was bothering some members of the HOA, even though technically speaking, there was nothing they could do about it. After all, the guy wasn't even allowed to join the HOA in the first place!

Still, their entitlement led them to believe they could just go ahead and cut down the branch on this guy's property. Well, think again, folks!

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-10-24 04:00 am

Noisy neighbor blasts rap music at 7 a.m., so man parks truck on property line and drowns them out w

Posted by Isabella Penn

When this man traded the noise of city life for the peace of the countryside, he thought he was signing up for quiet mornings, not bass battles. His new property sits several hundred feet from the nearest house. It's the kind of distance where you should only hear frogs, birds, and maybe the occasional truck on the dirt road. But one family next door had other plans.

He'd already had a rocky start with them when their kids used to ride dirt bikes all over his lot during construction, even trashing the unfinished home once. So when he woke up one morning to pounding Spanish rap bass echoing across the acres, he'd officially had enough.

Dan Savage ([syndicated profile] savagelove_feed) wrote2025-10-24 11:00 am

After Action Report #1

Posted by Nancy Hartunian

Welcome to our first stand-alone After Action Report! He got in a full body Spiderman suit. And then the action began. Hear Dan chat with the man who took cos-play to a whole new level. If YOU recently had a new sexual experience (good or bad,) write it up and send it in to Q@Savage.Love … Read More »

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FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-10-23 04:00 pm

HOA president demands condo manager turn on the heating for all units, despite tenants claiming it's

Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

One of the biggest disadvantages of living in an apartment building, especially if it's a part of the HOA, is that many decisions regarding your own living situation get made for you.

Exactly like what happened in the story below. In this NYC condo, there is central heating for all of the units in the building. The condo manager turns the heating on when the weather gets cold enough, and then turns it off when spring comes. The tenants all agreed that instead of turning the heating on on October 1st, like it is stated in NYC law, they prefer to wait until the days actually get colder. However, this joint decision did not sit well with the HOA president, who decided to ignore the tenants' wishes and demand that the condo manager turn on the heating on October 1st anyway.

The manager complied, and in the latest tenants meeting, this decision led to quite a dispute when everyone found out about their HOA president's doings. She just took the decision right out of their hands regarding something that happens in all of their homes, and that was not okay.

Scroll down to read what happened later in this meeting and how the tenants taught their HOA president a lesson for going behind their backs.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-10-23 03:00 pm

Pharmacist suspects coworker is stealing from her in the break room, after multiple high-end makeup

Posted by Emma Saven

People are expected to be protected in the workplace, and equally have their belongings protected, too. This pharmacist brings her makeup bag into work after applying it during her commute. Although after a few weeks she began to notice something strange…some of her make-up products were starting to vanish, one by one! She kept her bag in the communal break room, alongside everyone else's. 'No, it can't be,' she thought…Who would steal from their own coworkers? First Fenty, then Makeup by Mario, from mascaras to lip liners…There was a pharmacist thief among them, and it was now her job to expose them!

Her biggest challenge? Not only were there zero functioning cameras, but there were fifteen coworkers present during her shift. So with no solid proof, other than a few smudged blushes, how could she morally accuse anyone of being the Clinque criminal…? I mean, one could try lacing the bag with glitter and seeing which culprit's hands shine the brightest at the computer's keyboard. That seems pretty on theme, don't you think? 

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-10-23 02:00 pm

Mom requests $350+ for daughter whose car got impounded for blocking neighbor's driveway: 'You had m

Posted by Remy Millisky

This person left their neighbor's ridiculous text on "read," and once you read it, you'll agree with that choice! 

Having neighbors you get along with makes a huge difference in your life. If you're lucky, they'll be the perfect balance — friendly, but not overbearing, quiet but not easily upset by your noises, and mindful of the whole neighborhood instead of just their own self-interests. I mean, that's the perfect neighbor, but in real life, we all know that everyone has their quirks. Like maybe your neighbor will always weed-whack a shared stripe of grass between your yards… but he'll do it at 7 AM on a Saturday each week. Or maybe your next-door-neighbor is happy to replace your shared fence… but it's because they're putting in a deck and pool that they'll be using all the time (loudly!). If you have neighbors who you don't despise, who aren't totally insane, you can count your blessings. 

This person's neighbor is texting them, demanding that they pay up a 3-figure sum. Why? Oh, their daughter blocked this person's driveway and got towed. The neighbor is demanding that this person pay for the towed car. How were they supposed to use the driveway, though? Don't worry, the neighbor thought about that — they should've just driven on the grass! You can read the full text exchange below, as well as some additional updates this person shared with curious commenters. Guaranteed you'll be rolling your eyes just as hard as this person, who is most certainly not going to be shelling out $350+ for the neighbor's kids' poor decisions. 

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-10-23 01:00 pm

Divorced Dad gets even with ex-wife by cutting off internet and phone access 6 months after separati

Posted by Ben Weiss

No one wants to get on this divorced dude's bad side.

After feeling like his separation was mostly amicable because he caved and decided to pay for pretty much everything, this author had had enough of his ex-wife when he learned that she was still heavily reliant on his accounts. 

Now, it should be noted that the author was generous enough to politely ask his ex-wife if she would remove herself from any such accounts, and she said she would. But that was six months ago. Now, he found out that she had added her phone number to his Spectrum account, and he was now paying for both her internet and phone access.

That was the last straw. At a certain point, one has to put a stop to being cordial when one is being actively manipulated time and time again. Clearly, this man's ex-wife interpreted the terms of their separation as validation for continuing to have him pay for everything under the sun. Well, that window has come to a close!  

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-10-23 12:00 pm

Man lies his way into a job he’s super unqualified for with a fabricated resume, progresses by obses

Posted by Emma Saven

Most people have slightly tweaked their resumes at some point in their careers (not us, of course), a little sugar-coating never hurt anyone… right? For some, their success stories didn't exactly start with the full truth. Still, they figured it out eventually, and were just thankful no one ever asked them to go skydiving, as boldly listed under "hobbies."

Take this guy, for example. He crafted a resume so impressive he could get all 5 yeses on Shark Tank: A spy, a doctor, and the most feared of all…a finance bro… You name it, he could allegedly do it. Somehow, he sailed through the interviews and landed a major role at an established company. The catch? He had zero real experience. Once on the job, reality began to hit hard. Not only was he drowning in work he didn't understand, but the weight of the lie was starting to crash down on him. Still, instead of giving up, he channeled his inner Mike Ross, spending countless nights self-teaching everything from scratch. Fast-forward twelve years, and that same guy, who once faked his way through the door, is now a respected, legitimate expert in his field!

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-10-23 11:00 am

Entitled parents try to use their 7-year-old kid to cut the line at the amusement park, theme park e

Posted by Ben Weiss

A person holds up two tickets to Disneyland.

This theme park employee deserves an award for calling out an entitled family for cutting the line.

One of the more egregious inconveniences in life is being stuck in a long line and seeing some entitled stranger cut in front of you for no valid reason. It's the kind of act that makes you question not only someone's character but also their audacity. What prompts someone to believe they are superior to others and therefore exempt from the rules?

This family went to Disneyland and saw that the two lines to a popular ride were significantly different in length. The longer line was the regular one, in which groups of attendees were guaranteed not to be split up on the ride. The much shorter line was reserved for single riders only. 

Everyone was aware of the differences between these two lines, so before you consider the possibility that these folks were innocent, they were not. Cast members were loudly ushering guests in the right direction and were constantly reiterating the rules for each line. They could only have gotten it wrong if they were doing this on purpose.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-10-23 09:00 am

34-year-old employee asks his 31-year-old coworker to stop calling herself his "work wife" after his

Posted by Brad Dickson

When workplace banter crossed into uncomfortable territory, professional boundaries quickly became blurred between these two "work spouses"

Professionalism is, at its core, about not crossing boundaries.

It's ok to develop personal relationships and joke around, but as with anything in the workplace, you need to treat it lightly and tiptoe into new territory. Moving too quickly risks upending the balance of the entire workplace dynamic.

Let's face it, you'll often see advice online and meet people in the workplace who have adapted to corporate life by having their private life completely severed from their personal life. They won't answer any personal questions about themselves, and they'll seldom engage with their coworkers. Fair enough. It's perfectly possible to operate in that way, but also, where's the fun in living like that?

Having friends at the office and running gags between you and having connections to other people outside of your immediate family make the worst and most boring parts of your life somewhat tolerable.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-10-23 08:00 am

High school teenager gets even with administrators who tried to prevent them from going to college:

Posted by Remy Millisky

This teenager wasn't interested in missing an entire year of college just to complete one little high school gym class! 

When you're a senior in high school, you cannot wait to explore the next phase of your life: college! For so many students, college is what they've been waiting for for years and years. There's so much studying and preparation that goes into it that you wouldn't want anything to halt your progress. Not to mention that you're starting to care less about what your teachers around you think. You still respect them, and may even be friends with some of them, but you're also realizing that you're about to have a full life outside of the walls of that high school. 

This kid was being stopped by, of all teachers, their gym coach! Some kids just really dislike gym class, and fail it repeatedly (for honestly some silly reasons). Some don't like getting changed in the locker rooms, some "forget" their gym uniform, and others can't be bothered to properly join in with the actual sports being played on any given day. 

At least this teen taught their school administrators an important lesson that they're bound to use again next year: you can't just tell students to act against their own self-interests and expect them to do it! 

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-10-23 07:00 am

'Like... No? It's a public locker': Entitled 40-year-old Karen scolds a fellow gym goer for stealing

Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

You can't call dibs on a first-come, first-served locker at the gym. Everyone knows that whoever gets there first has first choice of their selected locker, and just because you're a hot-headed Karen with a self-entitlement complex doesn't mean you get to push everyone around to get your pick. In this next viral story, Locker #47 posed a very serious problem for a gym Karen after she discovered a fellow gym goer had beat her to it, claiming the locker space that she felt was hers. 

Tighten your weightlifting belt and retie your running shoe laces, because this gym-going story is going to send you on a Stairmaster straight to rage. 

Karens are infuriating in all circumstances, but there's something far more unsettling about a 40-year-old, lycra-clad, sweatband-wearing gym witch. Entitled about their machines, weights, and bands, these are the types of gym rats that ruin the workout experience for the rest of us. Having a gym membership doesn't entitle a person to stomp around the soft mat floor and declare ownership of everything in sight. If anything, you're a sweaty wannabe athlete just like the rest of us… Deal with it. 

Dan Savage ([syndicated profile] savagelove_feed) wrote2025-10-23 01:59 pm

STRUGGLE SESSION: Calling In Sick

Posted by Dan Savage

Hey, everybody: I’m not feeling well — can’t shake this cold I’ve had for more than two weeks — so this one is gonna be short… Says Anonymous via email… Comment for the 48-year-old female caller, dating man 12 years younger, who called in to Episode 990: Proceed with caution. I also got involved in … Read More »

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FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-10-23 06:00 am

Salty elderly woman interrupts man's public proposal to his girlfriend at a Halloween event, one of

Posted by Lana DeGaetano

A man proposes to his now-fiancée and an angry elderly woman decides to interrupt the proposal with unwanted comments. Though the proposal took place in a public space, the now-fiancée explains that nobody else in the area had a problem with this self-described prompt proposal, which took place at a Halloween event in the area. When you enter a public space, of course you sign up for a stranger's intervention in whatever you're doing. The proposal, despite the elderly woman's anger, meant everything to the woman who shares this story, and it seems like it touched a few of the scare actor's hearts… So much so that they decided to give Grandma a fright she'll never forget. Scroll below to read all about it.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-10-23 05:00 am

Employee calls out coworker for always pulling the Mom card to mooch off of everyone else's lunch: '

Posted by Ben Weiss

Everyone has that one coworker who seems to think that they are the most aggrieved individual in the office no matter what.

This is the type of person who always complains that they are more swamped, stressed, and overwhelmed with both professional and personal responsibilities than everyone around them, regardless of the fact that they likely have no clue what other people have on their respective plates.

This author's coworker frequently pulled the single mom card in order to mooch off of everyone else's lunch. This was not a one-off occurrence. In fact, she wasn't even just doing this to the author. She was doing this to multiple members of the team. She even convinced a team member to let her gain access to his streaming passwords so she didn't have to pay for Netflix, since she was so overwhelmed with the demands of motherhood.

The problem is that this lady was surely not the only single mother in the office. Not to mention, the author learned that this woman had enough money to afford luxury vacations. Why couldn't she then afford to make herself a sandwich for lunch?

The Comics Curmudgeon ([syndicated profile] joshreadscomics_feed) wrote2025-10-23 11:23 am

Soapy Thursday

Posted by Josh

Comics Curmudgeon readers! Do you love this blog and yearn for a novel written by its creator? Well, good news: Josh Fruhlinger's The Enthusiast is that novel! It's even about newspaper comic strips, partly. Check it out!

Judge Parker, 10/23/25

I don’t know if I’ve actually spelled out the current Judge Parker situation, but it goes like this: April vanished after her Norwegian spy encounter and Randy vanished after going off in search of her, leaving their daughter Charlotte in the care of her increasingly drunk and depressed grandparents and, once they got too drunk and depressed, Neddy. Charlotte has been rather shy and withdrawn under her semi-competent care, until she got wind that Neddy and Sophie had a pet squirrel at one point in their youth (possibly in their foundling days before Sam and Abbey took them in, this is deep lore from before my time) and went absolutely berserk. You never know what’s going to trigger a child who’s experienced significant emotional trauma, but that face in panel two is one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever seen in the comics. I assume that Neddy is holding onto her temple because Charlotte’s shrieks are growing so intense that she’s afraid her skull is going to shatter like an eggshell.

Mary Worth, 10/23/25

Speaking of terrifying children and their mental powers, I am dying at Jeff’s dialogue here. You have to imagine that “Did that really happen, Mary?” was put in a painfully neutral tone, and then, when he had to come back with “I agree with you. I’ve been around enough to have seen things in life that cannot easily be explained!” he took it to the next level of neutrality, because he knows he needs to be very careful if he wants to get back to shore alive.

Dick Tracy, 10/23/25

Hey, remember Silver Nitrate, who last we saw a year and change ago was having a hard time in prison? Well, he’s still having a hard time, and now he’s got to decide if he trusts the prison infirmary to dispense psychopharmaceuticals that will actually soothe his mind instead of potentially making things worse. It’s a real downer! I think this strip should go back to violent gangsters with weird shaped heads shooting tommy guns at people, personally!

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-10-23 04:00 am

‘It's crazy my quiet co-worker is over here living a whole other secret life’: 28-year-old coworker

Posted by Etai Eshet

A 24-year-old marketing employee works on a project with Chris, a quiet, polite guy who barely speaks on calls and keeps to himself. He's the textbook low-profile professional until one harmless social media connection reveals the twist: Chris isn't just a teammate, he's a secret millionaire moonlighting for fun. From what it sounds like, this office story could double as a modern fairy tale about quiet coworkers and hidden millions.

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-10-22 05:00 pm

Bosses cut workers' pay for working too fast, so employees slow down and milk the clock until compan

Posted by Etai Eshet

This story sums up how fast hard work turns into a bad idea when management gets weird about pay. The job setup sounds simple enough. You get a zone, a list of tasks, and a time limit to finish each one. The catch is those time limits are huge. Most jobs only take half an hour, but they hand out two‑hour schedules like candy. Everyone used to just log the full time anyway, because it kept pay fair. Then new management showed up and said nope, if it takes less time, you earn less.  

So yeah, everyone started "running the clock." Finish a job in twenty minutes, then stretch those two hours doing normal stuff. Grab lunch, hit the store, scroll social media, kill time until it's safe to clock out. It wasn't laziness, just matching the energy of a company that punished getting things done too fast. The smarter you worked, the dumber your paycheck looked, and that kills motivation fast.