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Posted by Elna McHilderson

Sometimes it really doesn't matter how hard working you are as an employee. If you aren't willing to play the power dynamic that the ego of your boss wants you to play, you'll still be treated like you're lazy and unimportant. This, of course, is only when you have bad management, which, unfortunately, is often. Everyone experiences a bad working situation at least once in their life. (Actually, if it's just once, then you're lucky!) 

 

The best course of action in this situation would be to quit, but strategically. Like this employee who was threatened to be fired. He was sent to take a yearly safety exam and his entitled manager told him that if he didn't pass, he would be fired. So, the guy took the test and immediately after decided he needed to quit. So, before he even got his test results back, he started drafting a resignation letter. Right before he was going to turn it in and leave, he got the test results. He passed! So, he stapled the certificate of completion to his resignation letter as an extra dash of salt to the burn. He was a hardworking employee and was not about to just stand there and allow himself to be threatened by some dude's ego. 

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Posted by Emma Saven

Whether you're the CEO, the manager of managers, or even the pope…sometimes, just sometimes… a single employee may know better. You wanted staff who were specialized, so don't let your ego take over when those are the people you have working for you. This manager decided that she knows best, and that if things weren't on her exact timeline, they were wrong…Little did she know, she was the one turning the office into a circus run on caffeine, meltdowns, and 3 hours of sleep. 

Despite being warned about the drastic effects of shutting down the company server during business hours, this manager decided, 'Hey, my time, my rules. ' And by doing so, led the whole office into the deep-end without any floaties…No one was able to do any aspect of their jobs whilst the servers were down, so they were basically flushing money down the drain, because she just couldn't listen to the advice of someone 'below' her…So now she's facing the consequences from the CTO, and well, that employee we mentioned earlier…They just got a raise! 

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Posted by Etai Eshet

New neighbor arrives with the subtlety of a marching band and an attitude calibrated for maximum inconvenience. Day one features a borrowed lawnmower, returned empty enough to trigger gaslight flashbacks. The grocery loan request lands before introductions are finished. Packages become a community responsibility. By month three, the boundary-pushing blossoms into a display worthy of a neighborhood showcase.

Some people treat proximity like a permanent guest pass. A glance at a carefully built tool arsenal turns into a bid for a garage code, as if the line between neighbor and roommate dissolves the minute someone remembers where the sockets live. Organized storage isn't just for admiration, it's apparently an open invitation for unscheduled scavenging. The playbook is obvious: grab a wrench, then aim higher. Claim inconvenience, drop references to mythical "community standards," and hint that past neighbors were basically enablers with power tools.

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Posted by Remy Millisky

When it comes to battling HOAs, you're going to have to dig into the fine print. 

If you've ever lived in HOA-ruled territory, you probably know this all too well. HOAs aren't exactly beloved organizations in most parts of America. They're known for being petty little tyrants, groups full of Karens, who care about things like… bringing your trash cans in exactly on time, or making sure you never park your car in the street in front of your own house, or making sure your home is the exact right shade of brown to match all the other homes. In theory, HOAs are supposed to enforce rules that really matter… but the reality is that they love to force huge fines upon everyday people for some really innocuous things. 

When HOAs get involved with lawn care, it really grinds my gears. Oftentimes, if someone's lawn is too long, you may want to go talk to that person before you tattle to the HOA. Maybe their mower is broken, and you could offer them yours, or maybe the person who usually handles lawn care is sick, and they need some extra help around the house. What won't help is burdening that family with like, $400 a week in fines! Now, their lawn is untrimmed, and they've got to figure out how to pay up to these HOA ghouls. 

Check out the way that this person handled their HOA's lawn care suggestions! It's quite satisfying, and commenters loved it, too. 

Next, read about the way that a stepmother's 50th birthday party was totally ruined by her pastry chef family member: "Stepmom was livid." 

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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

These days, companies have prospective employees in their pockets. The job market is at a halt, the hiring pool is as competitive as ever, and companies are lowballing candidates left and right because, currently, it's an employer's market.

Though it is better to be safe than to be sorry in most cases, there's nothing wrong with exploring other career options while you're still employed elsewhere. Companies rely on the illusion of loyalty to excuse their stingy practices, then choke up when a talented, underpaid employee leaves because they know they are worth more.

Since the employee in this next story started at their now-former company, they've felt over-utilized and underpaid. The employee's role was significant, and they were called on to complete multiple projects simultaneously despite not having access to the payout they rightfully deserved. Naturally, this employee decides to scope out the job market after a stellar performance review with no fiscal reward in sight.

Not everything is about money, but a company that fails to compensate at the level of an employee, especially relative to their specific field, who works tirelessly every day? That is not only a money issue, but also a company culture issue.

The employee scores a $170k job offer and implores their other colleagues to follow suit. Now, the company is tens of thousands of dollars in the hole and down seven stellar employees. Scroll below to read the full story.

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Posted by Remy Millisky

No matter how big of a mistake you've made in your workplace, it probably pales in comparison to the one that this construction boss made. 

Having a truly good worker and boss relationship is quite difficult, and not everyone assigned to a manager position is able to achieve it. Some micromanage their employees, which can drive the workers insane. Others ignore their workers until there's a big issue, which is also not ideal. And many are somewhere in between — ideally, they give their workers the confidence to make smart decisions and know that management will have their backs. This boss didn't do that, though: instead, he tried to overwork an employee without paying her, and luckily, she refused. 

So many bosses feel entitled to all of their employees' time. Instead of just utilizing them to the best of their ability for the 8 or so hours they're working each day, the boss tries to get them to work during their off hours. Although some salaried positions take this quite seriously, it's not good for workers to always be "on call," just waiting for their boss to need them. When this person's boss asked her to work overtime, she just said no! I think she made the right call: no one wants to work for free, even salaried workers, when they could be at home relaxing and letting their boss in the next tax bracket handle it instead. 

Next, read about this employee who got back at her petty boss by providing email receipts, only to get fired with haste: "She saw an opportunity." 

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Posted by Ben Weiss

Most of us dream of giving our landlords a piece of our minds, but very few of us get to see those dreams become a reality.

This small business held its offices in an old, broken-down building. Most of the employees would likely admit that they probably should have moved office spaces years ago. However, those moving plans suddenly accelerated when their awful landlord informed them that he would be doubling the rent. Not only did this ridiculous announcement come out of nowhere, but he also gave them the "heads-up" with less than 30 days' notice. As written in their contract, the business would need to give their landlord that amount of time to let them know if they were not planning to renew their lease. How could they do that when they only found out about the new monthly rental increase just 24 days before their lease was up?

Many of us have found ourselves in similar situations with our personal residences. I remember when landlords began trying to make up for "lost money" from 2020, and I found out how much my apartment was now going to cost without much of a heads-up, either. Thankfully, I was already planning on moving to a different neighborhood, but I remember thinking that day that this energy only deserves reciprocal pettiness from the tenant. This author was confident enough to know that there was no way this landlord could argue that the tenant was not holding up their end of the bargain when all the facts say that the landlord had been exhibiting the same shady behavior. Shadiness begets shadiness, people!

Keep scrolling below for the full story and for the best reactions from several members of this online community!

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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

How many times do you do something that you know you're not supposed to do, something that might even get you in trouble? But instead of deterring yourself from doing it, as you should, you end up thinking, "What's the worst that could happen?" before you go ahead and do it.

Take the hotel guests in the story below as an example. They probably saw the caution tape blocking away the parking closest to the hotel and thought, "What's the worst that could happen?" before they parked there anyway. Then, they probably thought the same thing when the front desk worker warned them about parking there and told them about the other open lot. 

Turns out, the worst that could happen was a call at 5:45 AM from the worker, demanding that they move their cars if they don't want any damage done to them. Which really is not a terrible thing to happen, but it could definitely have been avoided if they had not ignored all the warning signs.

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Posted by Brad Dickson

There's no use crying over spilt milk…or pasta sauce… or any other foods ranging from liquid to semi-solid. 

There's nothing worse when you've already made a mistake than having people piling on. And it didn't take much for this neighbor to launch into berating them, lecturing them for their mistake as they scrambled to clean up the mess.

This apartment dweller might have dropped his groceries, but that didn't mean that the neighbor was willing to drop the subject.

Undoubtedly, this neighbor has other issues going on in their life and is already walking a razor-thin edge of mental equilibrium. Still, it's difficult living with or near anyone who seems to be looking for any slightest excuse to react. And, when you live in such close quarters with strangers, with only a paper-thin wall separating your existence from theirs, you're going to run into issues, since any unnecessary noise draws immediate attention.

The neighbor could have stopped to help out, which would be the neighborly thing to do regardless of their other feelings toward their neighbor, but instead they chose to kick them while they were quite literally down. After some hand-waving and attempts to de-escalate the issue, the apartment dweller finally had enough and snapped, putting their neighbor in his place.

Jupiter’s Volcanic Moon Io

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During its close flyby of Jupiter’s moon Io on December 30, 2023, NASA’s Juno spacecraft captured some of the most detailed imagery ever of Io’s volcanic surface. This image is the NASA Science Image of the Month for October 2025.
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Posted by Remy Millisky

Every kid's sports team has a handful of parents who love to coach from the sidelines. Instead of just letting their 7-year-olds run around and play, they get red in the face from hollering at the coaches and referees. 

My favorite ages to watch kids play sports are when they're in pre-K or kindergarten, and they have 0 idea what's going on. Some of the players have no focus. Some will sit down in the grass to pick flowers and point out bugs. Some will get stage fright and retreat to their parents' arms to watch from the sidelines. And best of all are the determined little sluggers who will do things like proudly kicking a soccer goal into their own net, scoring a point for the other team, but still celebrating valiantly. Or if it's a T-ball game, they'll run to first base, then refuse to run any further, even with all the encouragement in the world. At this age, no one takes the game seriously. So it's fascinating to watch the same parents, just a few years later, get super worked up over children's sports

This person shared their "coaching nightmare" happening with their local 1st graders (a group of kids who are certainly still in that aforementioned age range who can't take sports seriously). They're a volunteer coach, but they're growing weary of the parents who can't stop coaching from the sidelines, with some parents going so far as to "trash-talk" them. That's so ridiculous! As one commenter noted, "Sports parents have been embarrassing since the beginning of time." I promise, your child is not going to lose a potential college sports scholarship just because the coach didn't put her in the game at age 6, but these parents will never learn their lessons. 

Up next, read about this pastry chef who ruined their stepmother's 50th birthday cake after an impolite remark about cake quality: "Stepmom was livid." 

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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

If you thought your neighbor was a lot to deal with, wait until you read about the neighbor in the story below.

You might think it starts with a kind gesture when he decided to mow the lawn of the homeowner next door. But you will quickly realize that this kind gesture is actually very selfish. Not only does he only mow half his neighbor's lawn, but he also refuses to let them do anything about the other half. No matter what the homeowner tries to do with their half-mowed lawn, it becomes a neighborhood dispute.

Safe to say, this homeowner feels like they are losing their minds, and we are feeling a lot better about the neighbors we have to deal with. Sure, there might be worse cases than a half-mowed lawn, but we take our wins where we find them.

Keep scrolling to read the full story…

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Posted by Emma Saven

When someone keeps preaching the same rule over and over, like it's the only thing they've ever learned how to say, it's natural to get a bit tired of hearing the sound of their voice. Nagging is one thing, but constantly changing your rules and decisions like clothing? That just makes it 100% more infuriating—especially when you hold a position of leadership and guidance. 

This manager insists that his IT developer restrict coworkers' access to the system portal, stating it should only be available to those who require daily access. So, like any employee who wants to keep their job, the developer follows instructions to a T, removing the majority of users from the system. You can imagine how that goes: a company with thousands of employees, most of whom suddenly can't access the very system they need to do their jobs. And the blame? Of course, it all lands on him. So, what does he do? He reverses it, as per the manager's request. But a few weeks later, the manager circles back, nagging his original demand again: "Too many people have access. Time to remove those who don't use the portal daily."

Okay then, Sir, you're one of those people, so your access has officially been denied.

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Posted by Josh

Comics Curmudgeon readers! Do you love this blog and yearn for a novel written by its creator? Well, good news: Josh Fruhlinger's The Enthusiast is that novel! It's even about newspaper comic strips, partly. Check it out!

Hagar the Horrible, 9/30/25

Hagar is the protagonist of this strip, so we usually see things from his perspective, and I have to admit I never really tried to figure out what his crew might think of him. Indeed, his warriors do most of the fighting and dying in their various raids, but Hagar (perhaps already relatively well-off, as minor gentry?) gets the lion’s share of the booty and uses it to take his wife and favorite lieutenant to white tablecloth restaurants while they settle for scraps. Anyway, the way the guy in the back answers Hagar’s question implies that he’s contemplating the choice between asking Hagar for more money and spending that money on fancy food, or skipping several steps and simply eating Hagar directly.

Beetle Bailey, 9/30/25

I guess the point of this strip is that the U.S. Army isn’t just an office job, but rather a calling, and even the least of our brave warfighters might find themselves deployed at a moment’s notice wherever necessary to protect America’s people and interests. Unfortunately, by taking a phone call from his mother, Beetle has violated every opsec rule and revealed the location of his unit to the enemy, and will be killed by a drone-launched missile in approximately seven to nine minutes.

Pluggers, 9/30/25

I’m genuinely digging this plugger’s facial expression here. It’s not “Ah, another way in which my body is failing as I slowly decline towards death,” as you might expect. No, it’s sharp and genuine alarm. “Tennis elbow? But … I don’t even play tennis. Who’s been playing tennis with my elbow?

Mother Goose and Grimm, 9/30/25

Mother Goose and Grimm: this is clearly a single-panel joke. You are 100% allowed to do single-panel jokes! You do them all the time! It’s also a very bad joke, but if you kept the proper structure, it would at least take up less of our time and cognitive energy.

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Posted by Ben Weiss

It certainly does not take seven hours to buy deodorant!

This lady might be naive, but she had a right to be worried. Her fiancé had gone out at 10:00 PM to replenish on deodorant while she was taking care of their young child. After approximately one hour, the author was wondering what was taking her husband so long to return. She tried to reach him, but he wasn't responding to her texts or calls. 

Two more hours passed, and it was now one in the morning. The author became convinced that he was missing. She ended up calling her mom over so she could have some help looking for her reckless spouse while her sister would watch the baby. This took all night, as her husband was nowhere to be found and the radio silence from his end continued. 

By the time the author called the police to report her husband as a missing person, things actually started to get serious. The police arrived at the author's home and began their formal search process when her husband finally showed up. Let's just say that his claims were far too suspicious. Several members of this online community pointed this out and confronted the author with the cold hard truth: This man was dishonest at best and adulterous at worst. There were simply too many holes in his story for him to be trusted. Keep scrolling below for the full account of what happened and for a look at some of the reactions. 

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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

There are two types of students when it comes to group projects–those who do all the work, and those who do none of it. Getting paired up with students who put an equal amount of effort into the project is as rare as winning the lottery. 

When one student who does everything gets paired up only with students who do nothing, the situation might get complicated, which is exactly what happened in the story below.

This kid, a top student in science class, got paired with three kids who were barely passing the class. That would have been tolerable if they were willing to do some of the work, but when they announced that they expect the top student to do their entire project alone, it became clear what needs to be done. Instead of complying, this student decided they would rather get a 0 than do all the work for this lazy bunch. Luckily, they had a card up their sleeve to ensure that the failed project wouldn't affect their grade.

Keep scrolling to read how they pulled that off.

Quickies

Sep. 30th, 2025 11:00 am
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Posted by Patrick Kearney

1. How’s anal with someone with pearls in their dick? I’m getting some installed soon. You’re referring to pearling, a body modification where small pearl-like beads are inserted under the skin of the penis. Post-pearling, your cock — to the untrained eye (read: most eyes) — is gonna look like it’s covered in cysts that … Read More »

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When Fear Turns You On

Sep. 30th, 2025 11:00 am
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Posted by Nancy Hartunian

How can a woman safely indulge her kink when the thing that turns her on is fear? A man is convinced that his bidet use makes him pee more. Our long suffering, patient and kind medical expert, Doc Barak is back to sigh heavily and pretend to take the question seriously. Also, can we trust … Read More »

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Posted by Elna McHilderson

If you think workplace culture is bad now, imagine the early aughts! Y2k was freaking everyone out, technology was advancing rapidly, and boom ego was still at an all time high, and they were the ones still running things! Times were tough and they keep on changing. 

 

Here we have some Gen-Xers working during the turn of the century. As hourly workers, they had to clock in and out every day, which is normal. But for this company, their entitled boss decided they all had to call her to clock in, with the one phone in the office… A landline that they all had to take turns using. Which meant, if you were the last one to use the phone, it didn't matter if you were on time or not, you're now late because you were last in line. Did the boss care about this? Nope. So the coworkers decided to team up to make this boss' voicemail the most annoying place. 

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